Also, can you *please* tell Nefertiti to get off my back?

My Dad called. He's really rather unimpressed with your last letter (also, what's with making the Babylonian ambassadors stand out in the sun in the great temple at midday!? You're not making friends!). He says if you don't send some gold to Hattusa stat, you can kiss goodbye to Syria. Just saying.

Have you forgotten that we're meant to be processing down from the North Palace today? The girls are devastated. Also, you're mother is annoying the hell out of me. Oh, and Thuthmose the sculptor will be done by Friday.

I don't get this at all. As soon as I die, you celebrate the Heb-Sed in regnal year 3?! I'm turning in my sarcophagus. Also, it would have been really great if you could have actually tried to finish Malkata, but whatever. While we're on it - marrying Hittites? Not cool. It'll all end in tears, trust me. Find me when you get to the land of the dead, we need to talk (fyi, Osiris is going to be pissed about this Aten stuff).

  Doesn't the nemes look great on me? LOL. Just kidding, I'll put it back. Have you heard from the King of Alashiya recently? Copper's getting low, but no real hurry.